🐶 Bark into the weekend with me

Good afternoon, it's Broward Bark time - your dog's favorite newsletter (because they know exciting news and fun are on the way)!

Today’s Highlights:

• Paws & Prepare 📦

• Dog Poop Predictions 💩

• No More Temu Toys 🚫

• Dog Texting Codes 📱

Roll over, relax, and dive in!

Paws For Thought
“Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a dog, which is pretty much the same thing.”

Bring Me Home!

Meet Layla, a 🎀 beautiful 3-year-old American Staffordshire Terrier with a fawn-colored coat. Weighing 50 pounds, 🐕 Layla is looking for a forever 🏠 home where she can be a loyal companion. If you're ready to welcome a new dog into your life, consider adopting Layla today. She might just be the perfect addition to your family.

Contact Broward County Humane Society: 954-989-3977

Barkworthy Spots

Riverwalk Rhythm & Brews
Get Ready to Groove with Rhythm & Brews

Experience an unforgettable 🌥️ summer evening at Riverwalk 🍺 Rhythm & Brews, where the beats are cool, the brews are cold, and the vibes are just right. Savor mouthwatering delights from top-notch 🌭 food trucks, sip on refreshing brews, and let the 🎤 voice of Jonny Edwards set the perfect mood.

Bring your plus one 🐕‍🦺 (your dog) for a pawsome time - they’ll love. Don’t miss out on a night of great music, tasty eats, and community fun!

Whether it's a sprinkle or a storm, this event's happening rain or shine - because good times don’t take a rain check!

Riverwalk - Esplanade Park
8-23 Friday 5:30 - 9:30 pm
400 SW. 2nd St.
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33004

Yellow Green Farmers Market
Bark, Shop, and Stroll: A Market for You and Your Dog

The Yellow Green Farmers Market, located in Hollywood, is not your ordinary market - it's a lively community hub where 🍏 green living meets everyday life. This 🐕‍🦺 dog-friendly space is a paradise for pet lovers. Under one open-air roof, each booth showcases a unique small business offering seasonal 🥗 fresh foods and artisanal goods from local artists and craftsmen.

In addition to the bustling market, you'll find live 🎵 music, special events, 🧑‍🍳 chef demonstrations, and activities for children. And, of course, there's an abundance of prepared food to savor while you and your 🐶 furry friend take in the lively ambiance.

Yellow Green Farmers Market
3080 Sheridan Street
Hollywood, FL 33021
P: 954-513-3990

Dog Poop Predictions:
Poopstradamus: Predicting Your Dog’s Next Number Two

Ah, the art of 🐕 doggy bathroom breaks - a skill every dog owner unknowingly masters. It's funny how, over time, we become like seasoned 🔎 detectives, able to predict with eerie accuracy the exact moment our furry friend is about to do their business.

There's that signature 👃 sniff, the intense survey of every blade of grass, and then, the grand finale: the ritualistic walk in circles as if they’re trying to align with some cosmic 💩 pooping coordinates. And just like that, we know - nature's about to call, and our little buddy is ready to answer.

Our Fans
(send dog pics, no nudes) 😉

🐶 Say hello to Frida! This sweet 3-month-old pup was rescued from a tough situation after being left outside in the 🥵 heat. Now, she’s thriving in her new loving home 🏠 and couldn’t be happier!

🐕 Meet Peggy and Dallas - best friends and 🥰 cuddle buddies! This happy pair is all smiles as they enjoy some quality lap time together.

Share your pup’s 📸 photo with me! Reply to this email with a picture, and I'll do my best to feature it in an upcoming newsletter or on social media. I get so many photos, and while I can’t share them all, I’ll try to display as many as possible!

Howl Outs

👉 Thanks, Nationwide Pet Insurance, for not canceling my policy! Apparently, covering a dog who’s a serial sock-eating monster is still in their range.🧦

👉 Sending a 🤗 virtual hug to Noah’s Rescue, a foster-based dog rescue in Broward County, Florida. When dogs are alone and in the darkest places, Noah’s Rescue steps in with unwavering 🥰 compassion.

No More Temu
Cheap Toy, Could Be A Costly Mistake

This is why Temu’s 🦴 dog toys are a no-go for us! One chomp, and it was history - and now it’s 🚫 discontinued. I guess we weren’t the only ones who found out the hard way!

Dog Texting Codes
Is Your Dog A Secret Texter?

TTTP - Talk To The Paw 🐾🐾
BOL - Bark Out Loud
HAW - Humans Are Watching 👀
OMD - Oh My Dog
SMB - Smell My Butt 💩
ROFB - Rolling On Floor Barking

Know any more hilarious dog texting codes? Hit 📩 reply and share them with us - your pup’s secret lingo could make it into our future 📰 newsletter!

Local Weather

Friday
⛈️ 80🌡️91 | ☔ 60% | Thunderstorms

Saturday
🌦️ 80🌡️91 | ☔ 50% | PM Thunderstorms

Sunday
🌤️ 80🌡️90 | ☔ 24% | Mostly Sunny

Disclaimer: Florida weather - about as reliable as a dog chasing its own shadow. Sometimes it’s there, sometimes it’s just gone!

I’d love to hear from you! 🥰 Your honest feedback about the newsletter helps me make future editions even better. If you have any suggestions or something you'd like to include, feel free to send it over. Thank you for being a part of the Broward Bark community!

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